you know girls can tell when you look at their boobs
i don’t care how quickly you glance, 1 second is like 5 seconds in boob time
so, for relativistic boobtime, where t is the observer, and t’ is the time measured at the boob.
t=t’/sqrt(1-(v/c)^2)
solving for t=1, and t’=5, we get that the boobspeed, v, is represented by
v=+/- (6*10^8)sqrt(6)i m/sboobs travel at 1.5 gigametres per second in the complex direction.
what the fuck did you just do to my simple post
my friend just told me that metal music is called that
because
metal
is
heavier
than
rock
remember when Raven did this show
remember when Raven also had an episode regarding racism
remember when Disney was good
(Source: youngbaebae)
choosing a halloween costume is serious business like
do i fandom
do i scary
do i disney princess
if you go as dean winchester you’ll be all three
(Source: seventimesinsevenyears)
I dreamed a dream in time gone by, when grades were high and fucks worth giving. I dreamed no test would make me cry, I dreamed that curves would be forgiving. Then I was young and unprepared, and A’s were made and used and wasted. There were no extensions to be begged, no nights unslept, no effort wasted. But the finals come at last, with their laughter soft as thunder, as they tear your grades apart, as they turn your dream to shame.
to whomever wrote this
don’t know if anyones pointed this out yet
I
FUCKING
KNEW IT.He flirts with the men just as much as he does with the ladies. I knew it. I called it. Katie owes me thirty bucks.
sorry but you guys left out the best part
But he’s not actually on the wikipedia page…
