install theme
gluttonforpunsihment:

particularscarf:

search-the-castle:

quadrants:

nitwitsandthingamabobs:

shinichiwinchester:

lonely—mountain:

ridiculousinpiccadilly:

gallifrey-feels:

lizrrd-queen:

satanslittlebuttercup:

*nearby lesbian laughter*

*muffled asexual snickering*

*conflicted pansexual noises*

*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*

HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH


Laughter from anyone who realises condoms are not the only form of birth control.

Louder laughter from those that remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Laughter stops as people remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Literally everyone, regardless of orientation, mutters awkwardly and shuffles away as they remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that can happen to anyone who is sexually active, and not just heterosexual people.

*asexual snickering increases in volume*

gluttonforpunsihment:

particularscarf:

search-the-castle:

quadrants:

nitwitsandthingamabobs:

shinichiwinchester:

lonely—mountain:

ridiculousinpiccadilly:

gallifrey-feels:

lizrrd-queen:

satanslittlebuttercup:

*nearby lesbian laughter*

*muffled asexual snickering*

*conflicted pansexual noises*

*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*

HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH

Laughter from anyone who realises condoms are not the only form of birth control.

Louder laughter from those that remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Laughter stops as people remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Literally everyone, regardless of orientation, mutters awkwardly and shuffles away as they remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that can happen to anyone who is sexually active, and not just heterosexual people.

*asexual snickering increases in volume*

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(Source: sadnegro)

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(Source: memewhore)

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So we were sitting in class today

arialenelove:

margaretthemagicdragon:

and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes,

"What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?"

And the whole class just went

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and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone”

I will keep reblogging this in the name of historical science

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(Source: fiercegifs)

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jordynslefteyebrow:

You run, hit, jump, fly, and flip like a girl? Keep doing it. It’s working.

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(Source: beben-eleben)

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slenclerman:

notreallyrequired:

slenclerman:

so this photo has a lot of meaning for me. the girl on the right is me. how i appear to be. the girl on the left is who i really am, behind the makeup, behind the lies. i put on such a show for people, but deep down i really care. this is the rea l me

I’m pretty sure that’s Shrek on the left

does it feel good when you say that

slenclerman:

notreallyrequired:

slenclerman:

so this photo has a lot of meaning for me. the girl on the right is me. how i appear to be. the girl on the left is who i really am, behind the makeup, behind the lies. i put on such a show for people, but deep down i really care. this is the rea l me

I’m pretty sure that’s Shrek on the left

does it feel good when you say that

(Source: clannyphantom)

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Marvel’s biggest secret is how they make Robert Downey Jr. appear taller than he actually is…

thefuuuucomics:

mcdownies:

crimsonpoppyfields:

thefrogman:

RDJ is 5’ 8½”

Gwyneth (5’ 9”) and we know she is wearing killer heels ALL the time

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Chris (6’ 0½”)

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Problem solved.

[spelledjustlikeescape]

I think I just bloody died scrolling down and seeing rdj wearing heels.

always reblog rdj in his hooker heels

“HOOKER HEELS” OMFG HAHAHA

(Source: my-tenerife-sea)

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